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feterny-bird
Вот за что я люблю юниксовые маны, так это за юмор. Смайлики в манах меня уже не удивляют :)

Самый юморной раздел - это, имхо, "BUGS".

Вот что выдаёт man bash:
"
...
BUGS
It’s too big and too slow.
...
"

Всё, вопросов больше нет.

А сейчас меня убил ман для маленькой программки unbuffer.

"
...
BUGS
The man page is longer than the program.
...
"

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(Anonymous) wrote:
Aug. 2nd, 2008 03:36 pm (UTC)
Ну да, нормальные баги нам искать облом. Так мы себе придумаем чего-нибудь поприкольней...
Эх, опенсорс...

Доdikк
[info]gavenkoa.blogspot.com wrote:
Sep. 23rd, 2009 05:50 pm (UTC)
gg
В пакете fvwm для Etch в секции BUGS

As of fvwm version 2.4.0 there were exactly 71.8
unidentified bugs. Since then 22.825 bugs have been fixed.
Assuming that there are at least 10 unidentified bugs for
every identified one, that leaves us with 71.8 - 22.825 + 10
* 22.825 = 277.225 unidentified bugs. If we follow this to
its logical conclusion we will have an infinite number of
unidentified bugs before the number of bugs can start to
diminish, at which point the program will be bug-free. Since
this is a computer program infinity = 3.4028e+38 if you do
not insist on double-precision. At the current rate of bug
discovery we should expect to achieve this point in 4.27e+27
years. I guess we better plan on passing this thing on to
our children...

Правда ман fvwm(1) в Lenny уже не содержит такого скромного описания :)
[info]jackyf wrote:
Sep. 23rd, 2009 06:11 pm (UTC)
Re: gg
:)
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